Cock blocked!!!

Today has been one of the worst in history. I could have failed tests, got into a car accident, etc. and none of that would even compare to the amount of frustration that comes from being interrupted when you're in the mood.

I get home this afternoon after a long morning of boring classes, and go to lie down, finding my stunningly sexy fiancee still in bed. This of course makes up for the shitty morning because, let's face it, it means I get to snuggle in nice and close to someone warm and nap beside them. In the real world that would be an excellent day, no complaints. However, in the world of heathenish lust, my body is exceptionally uncontrollable.
So of course I get touchy feely, and things start to go great, and right when we're just getting passionate, I'll be damned if someone else doesn't need to use the washroom, and the moment is completely blown. Fine, I could live with that on a normal day, shit happens.
A little later, after a tiny nap on my behalf, my fiancee comes to wake me up, completely nude, and in the mood. This is every mans fantasy, being woken up to a naked willing sex partner, and I'm no exception to this rule. Again we start getting frisky and passionate, when the phone rings, and of course the phone number is a friend who can't be ignored. ONCE AGAIN MOOD RUINED.
My final try of the world is to start getting frisky while we watch t.v. and snuggle on the couch. Everyone is into it, and this time when the phone rings, I'm saying to Hell with it. We ignore the phone, and wait for it.... Of course the someone starts knocking on the GOD DAMN DOOR. I'd ignore this too, until the land lord says "boys, hello? I really need to talk to you, it's important." So, I answer the door only to find out it's nothing more than to tell me the hydro might flicker because the hydro people are changing the meter. WHO THE HELL CARES!?!?!? By this time I've given up and it's time for work.
Now normally even a day like this could be relieved at a later moment, however, not today. Since about last friday, my convenience of a fuck friend (whom I love and have approval from my fiancee for) has not been online. I have no idea if our plans for tomorrow night are still on, I have class ALL day and won't see my own husband, and god knows with my recent line of luck I'll be at home sitting alone jacking to porn because my husband is at work, my fuck buddy is nowhere to be found, and I'm too loyal to cheat; Especially when I'm allowed and encouraged to have a fuck friend.

So my only real thought at the moment is that I'm a bent up, horney 23 yr old, who's a nympho and can't get a release because the world is seriously cock blocking me.

Who the hell made you the judge and jury of the world?

Ok, so I decided to go to Thailand in 2 years to do volunteer work for animal conservation and working with the children. Upon telling my family this, they decided that it was not a statement of fact, or an invitation to join me, but a quest for their approval.

Well, while they might be laboring under the delusion that the 25 yr old they once controlled and expected to ask approval for everything, no longer needs them to make decisions for him. News flash: I left at 17 and reached the level of adult, which allows me to make some decisions for myself. You haven't stood behind me, or assisted me since then, so what gives you the divine right to make my decisions? Answer: nothing, you don't maintain that right, it was simply a privilege I was indulging you in, and I'm done.

So I'm going to Thailand in 2 yrs, I'm going to be gone for 4 weeks, have the experience of a lifetime, and here's to hoping the world won't burn down while I'm gone. DEAL WITH IT.

"Because" as an Explanation!!

Alright, I know that a lot of people may think that this is simply life, but how did we as a society begin to allow the use of the word "because" as an explanation?

I'm sorry but when I ask a person for further clarifications or explanation of something , a simple "because" is not going to work for me. It seems almost lazy; Almost as though we can't be bothered to even fake a stupid answer for the question asked, let alone give the proper information, but simply expect the other person to give up with a single word. Are we all five or something? It's this way just "because", like a parent saying "just do as I say". How does this teach anyone anything. Hell if we continued to accept this type of answering, we'd all be mindless nit wits.

"Mr. McVeigh, why does the rule apply to this case but not this one." "Well because it does." Oh, ok, well that just cleared it right up for me. Thanks for the explanation, I totally fuckin understand that now, you pompus asshole!

STOP USING IT AS AN EXPLANATION PEOPLE, "BECAUSE" EXPLAINS NOTHING!!!